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| Blue "B" Alert means get prepared!! |
It was almost the most unexciting day we
have had on our Big Adventure:
7.00am
- Leaving Broome
Midday – Somewhere between Broome and Port
Hedland
7.00pm – Just south of Port Hedland
But then things started to get interesting.
When we stopped at Port Hedland and walked
along the foreshore we noticed the wind picking up and it was getting really
choppy out at sea. We were going to stay there the night but checked the Bureau
of Meteorology website and noticed that a tropical low was forming off the
coast. For safety reasons we never drive at night but decided the prospect of
nasty weather was enough to change the rules.
So we decided to leave and drive further
south. The ultimate destination was Coral Bay, which turned out to be smack
bang between 2 natural disasters - Cyclone Heidi to the North and a severe
Bushfire to the South. All roads were closed south of the Coral Bay turn-off
and would soon be closed to the north. But we were completely unaware of a possible
cyclone at this stage, only a tropical low.
So we had a quick dinner and continued on
our merry way south while the kids fell asleep in the car. We drove a few hours
and it suddenly became apparent that we were heading straight into the eye of
the nastiest, scariest storm we had ever seen in our lives. We had simultaneous
lightning strikes on all 3 sides, thunder booming all around, the sky was
glowing and it looked like the world was going to end. It was around 11pm and we
hadn’t seen a single car in hours. I quickly checked the weather again and the
tropical storm was now upgraded to a Cyclone. Crap! A few minutes later we lost
mobile reception. And then I started to panic.
Of course we happened to be in a region
known as the Pilbara, you know the one that always gets a special mention in
the news due to its flash flooding and changeable weather conditions? We
started seeing water across the road and then were taken by surprise when we
hit the first floodway. It was quite scary. Just a 2WD towing an old caravan
with precious cargo on board. I could just see the headlines with footage of
the Family of 6 people and 1 whippet standing on top of their old caravan
floating down the river.
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| Even the warning signs can't find a network. |
The problem was that we were in the middle
of nowhere. This part of the world is very isolated indeed. We were still 120km
from the Roadhouse we were heading to and 60km from the one we last passed. I
wanted to head straight back to the last roadhouse but that was in the path of
the cyclone so that wasn’t very comforting. But I didn’t want to go through any
more floodways and possibly get stranded between them as the water levels rose.
I started carrying on like a pork chop. I’m normally calm in a crisis but I was
getting quite hysterical and it’s a good thing the kids were asleep.
Me: “Let’s call 000. I don’t like this and I’m
getting totally freaked out”
Pianoman: “We can’t, we don’t have mobile
reception (and this isn’t a real emergency)”
Me: “But you said we could access an
emergency number on our new iphone 4s’s anywhere!”
Pianoman: “No I didn’t, it’s fitted with
GPS so we can be tracked if things turn pear-shaped but you still need a little
signal to call out (and it isn’t an emergency yet)”
Me:“But no one knows where we are! We were
in Broome thismorning! I want to alert authorities before it becomes an
emergency. No use calling when we’re floating down the river! Oh My God, we’re
going to DIE!!!!!!”
The decision was made for us when we hit another
floodway a bit further down but this time it was about 100 metres long and
there was no way we were going to go through it. Mobile reception was finally
back and we rang the emergency FESA hotline.
The conversation which the unruffled Pianoman had
with the lady during this ordeal is hilarious (in hindsight):
Pianoman: Are all roads open between blah
and blah?
Advice Line: Yes, all is fine since our
last patrol a few hours ago
Pianoman: Well I am experiencing something
a little different.
Advice Line: Oh, that’s odd, what exactly?
Pianoman: We are surrounded by a rather
large storm and the floodways that were meant to be dry are now whitewater and
hundreds of metres long:
Advice Line: (Silence)
Pianoman: Any suggestions?
Advice Line: Um, go to higher ground immediately
and we will send a crew in the morning to assess the road but we are a bit
stretched with cyclones and bushfires today.
Pianoman: (Silence) Um, thanks.
It wasn’t very comforting advice because
there was no higher ground on the floodplains, just this one road, parts which
weren’t yet covered in water.
We needed turn around and find a patch of
road away from this particular floodway. But there was water on both sides of
the road so turning around wasn’t easy. Some time later we see a 4WD approaching
on the other side of the floodway. I feel a whole lot better seeing another
human. He was a Bosnian with poor English and was also completely freaked out
by the weather and says that there were about 30 more floodways after this one
and we wouldn’t get through them. He helps us do a 50-point turn. When that
didn’t get the car and caravan facing the other direction, we decide to unhitch
the caravan and wheel it around by hand. Something was lost in translation and
just as the Pianoman goes to get the jockey wheel and chocks for the wheels,
the Bosnian unhitches the caravan and it promptly starts sliding down the side of
the road. I yell out to the Pianoman who drops the jockey wheel and makes a run
for the caravan. So there they are, the Bosnian and the Pianoman with both
hands grabbing the caravan tow bar, feet firmly planted into the ground in front of them and bums in the air. Blood vessels are bursting on their faces as they try
to keep Matilda from waltzing down the side of the flooded road.
The Pianoman yells at me to grab something
to put behind the wheels. I quickly grab the first thing I see which is the
spare Petrol Can. “Not that!” he screams. So I chuck the petrol can away like a
madwoman and put my incredible hulk on and lift the heavy blue esky out of the
back of the car and throw it behind the caravan moments before the boys hands
slip off the caravan. That esky is so heavy and I still have no idea how I
managed to lift it but that’s adrenalin for you. The esky does the trick.
We turn the car around and hook the caravan
back on, collect the tossed petrol can and put the esky back into the boot. At
that point, Miss Fancy wakes up from all the commotion and sees me with the
esky, “Oh mum, can I have a drink too?”.
We drive the 60km back to the previous
Roadhouse navigating the previously dry but now fast flowing floodways in
complete silence. It’s now 1 in the morning and the Roadhouse is full of about
20 Road Trains, all with their engines running and it’s so loud. We find a spot
next to the petrol bowser and carry the kids into the caravan. The 3 boys have
slept the entire way through the ‘adventure’.
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| We slept at a patrol station - yay us!!! There is the petrol attendant up bright and early to put the Blue Alert sign on the wall (which quickly turned to a Red Alert). |
I feel like a stiff drink but instead start
getting high on petrol fumes as the petrol can that I tossed away now had a
hole in it and had leaked petrol all over the caravan floor. Back we all go to
sleep in the car.
I stayed awake and chatted to the Truckies until
they started leaving around 3am. When the last one left at 6am it was finally
quiet but then we had to make tracks too. The Truckies said we had a small
window to get south as the water would temporarily decrease but then the
patrols would come through and close the roads.
And so we left in the wee hours of the
morning, drove through about 30 of these floodways, each time praying that we
wouldn’t aquaplane off the road into the ether.
It’s just as well we did because literally
30 minutes after we arrived at Coral Bay, they closed that very road too. So we
arrived at our destination, having dodged yet another cyclone and quite relieved to
be ‘stranded’ in paradise until the Bushfires were under control and the road
south was re-opened. We were just one big happy family in Coral Bay - no one could get in and no one could get out.
We unhitched Matilda, went directly to the Bottleshop,
poured ourselves a drink and burst into hysterical laughter.
Why does
everything seem so much scarier and dramatic at night?